Monday, April 6, 2009

Dry spell

Sorry for the lack of posts. It is for my lack of dates. I decided to take a break after having a pretty horrible spell of jerks and mishaps. Now I am getting back into it and still finding the same old shit.

Back on the internet dating scene since I am still too retarded to act like a normal human around guys I think are hot in person.

Conclusion thus far: why the hell am I doing this to myself again?

I cast my net out and I started chatting with a few guys. One was going REALLY well! While he wasn't my normal type, I was like, well whatever maybe I should stop having a type. After a week of him not writing back I get a message. He met someone else and they were dating. That is totally fine. You snooze you lose! Womp womp womp.
The other guy that I was actually more excited about sent me a bizarre message. I don't exactly know how to take it. After a week of casual emailing he was like sorry I am over this, no offense against you but this whole internet dating thing hasn't been a pleasant experience. Um ok? See ya later dude.

Here I am back to square one. I have a dog, I often take to the park. Last week I started talking to a guy that wasn't wearing a wedding ring (for once) when our dogs were butt sniffing. Alas, the first second of silence I replied WELL WE BETTER BE GOING! God I am so smart. Needless to say I have been going back every day in the hopes our dogs will sniff butts again. I think I need to get a hobby.