Sorry for the lack of posts. It is for my lack of dates. I decided to take a break after having a pretty horrible spell of jerks and mishaps. Now I am getting back into it and still finding the same old shit.
Back on the internet dating scene since I am still too retarded to act like a normal human around guys I think are hot in person.
Conclusion thus far: why the hell am I doing this to myself again?
I cast my net out and I started chatting with a few guys. One was going REALLY well! While he wasn't my normal type, I was like, well whatever maybe I should stop having a type. After a week of him not writing back I get a message. He met someone else and they were dating. That is totally fine. You snooze you lose! Womp womp womp.
The other guy that I was actually more excited about sent me a bizarre message. I don't exactly know how to take it. After a week of casual emailing he was like sorry I am over this, no offense against you but this whole internet dating thing hasn't been a pleasant experience.  Um ok? See ya later dude.
Here I am back to square one. I have a dog, I often take to the park. Last week I started talking to a guy that wasn't wearing a wedding ring (for once) when our dogs were butt sniffing. Alas, the first second of silence I replied WELL WE BETTER BE GOING! God I am so smart. Needless to say I have been going back every day in the hopes our dogs will sniff butts again. I think I need to get a hobby.
Monday, April 6, 2009
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Dating Catastrophes is about those of us that have been unlucky in love but can still find the humor in it. Living in the city of Philadelphia, which has made lists for being one of the fattest and ugliest cities in America, doesn't make dating any easier. Oh, did I mention that the girl/guy single ratio is way off? After experiencing dating woes for a number of years, I finally decided to write it out and share – so the rest of the world can laugh along with my bad dates.
